The spiritual leader of the band. He likes ice cream, long walks on beaches, and writing cgi programs that take your credit card numbers. Don't worry, he's insured.

Dan
Drums, vocals

Dan is a man with many talents. Besides the obvious, being a very handsom man, he also can tie a cherry stem in a knot with his tongue. His sense of humor knows no bounds.

Wayne
Bass, vocals

Could quite possibly be the second coming. Oh, and chicks dig him.